"My life is constipated."
"Everything that exists is stuff."
"Anything is possible and nothing can be proven... including that statement."
"I'm so fat I'm like a Death-Star Made of meat."
"I have to pee so bad I have to urin-NINE!"
"People are just folks."
"I'm the worst kind of idiot... I'm just smart enough to know how dumb I really am."
All quotes genuine John Fountain nonsense.
Sorry about this... I'll do a real post tomorrow.
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Granted, I haven't seen you since, well, my wedding day, but you don't look fat to me. And, you're engaged to a hot girl (and she really is hot), so you can't possibly be that unattractive. But don't we love to loathe ourselves?
Indeed!
After Reading this entry it reminded of a quote by Glenn, referring to your penis: "John's penis is so small it only exists in theory"
Not to take anything away from Glenn... but I must point out that I was, in fact, the one who said that...
Just another gem from the vault...
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