Now, before you react and say "Dude! She's smokin', man!" let me tell you something... I've SEEN Teri Hatcher in real life, and she looks exactly like this:
Now, keep in mind, I have no beef with Teri Hatcher (other than she's choosing to age less-than-gracefully, but, hey - that's her business)... my beef is with all the magazines and hollywood rags constantly crowing about how HOT she is!
What's even MORE irritating is when they crow about how hot she is 'for her AGE'... she looks terrible for someone TWICE her age - let alone her ACTUAL age (which, according to my research, is 67).
Just to put things into perspective for you and further illustrate what set me off on this, here are some women that scarecrow BEAT in FHM's laughably inaccurate list of 'hot women': Josie Maran, Ashley Judd, Catherine Zeta Jones and Salma Hayeck!!!
I mean, c'mon, FHM... the world counts on you for unbiased and accurate reporting! Don't sacrifice your integrity just to follow people who are trendy... otherwise you'll end up just like 'Omni', 'The Economist' and 'Cat Fancy!'
7 comments:
I can attest to John's sentiments about Scarecrow. Let's just say that if you saw her in person, you'd want to feed her, condition her hair and find a polite way to recommend a really good dermatologist.
Hi John,
Congrats to you on your engagement, and that it's not to Teri Hatcher!
Laura Ricketts
Hey Laura! Thanks!
Wow... ever since I got this blog thing up I've been hearing from folks throughout my lifespan...
Shoot me an e-mail and lemme know what's new with you'n'yours.
In other news, I read this morning that Teri Hatcher hasn't had a boyfriend since her last divorce... hm... I wonder why that might be...
Man... you're tough on the girl.
Yeah, I'm sure she'd be real heartbroken to find out that a lumpy, bald cartoonist from Kalamazoo thinks she's unattractive.
Her "Desperate Housewives" paychecks could cushion the blow of a cruise missle, let alone my little snotty ravings.
So don't feel too bad for her...
Okay, true confessions...I love the show Desperate Housewives and watch it religiously. That said, the camera must really add ten pounds because except for her tiny boobs (and there's nothing wrong with tiny boobs), she looks fine to me. And I love her acting.
Teri Hatcher was so cute in Superman tv show.
She wasn't the best louise lane though :)
Stop reading Jane magizine John... you sound too much like a chick in your blog.
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