So Leigh and I were relaxing over the course of the weekend, and she started making herself a cocktail... one of her go-to drinks is a 'dirty martini' which basically involves dumping a bunch of olive or onion brine into a regular martini.
I've tried them before and they didn't really thrill me a whole lot (which probably has something to do with me not liking onions OR olives).
But as she's making her drink, it occurs to me that I like PICKLES... so I sez to her, "Hey, make ME one - but use pickle brine!"
She proceeds to mix vermouth, vodka and the brine... I take a sip and - lo and behold - it tastes REALLY GOOD!
Now, obviously, if you hate pickles or tart-tasting stuff in general, you aint gonna like it, but I really dug it! The pickle juice really mixed nicely with the vodka. On top of that, if you garnish it with some pickle slices (baby dills work best), they taste awesome after they soak up some booze!
Naturally, it was then incumbent upon me to name my new creation - after a few false starts, we let the natural phallus-like quality of the pickle be the inspiration and christened it: THE DIRTY DILLDO MARTINI! (it puts the 'DILL' in 'DILDO'!)
The 'Dirty Dilldo Martini' is now a registered trademark of John Fountain and Fountains Pen Productions, all rights reserved 2006 - no use of said name may be allowed without written permission by its inventor or his agents.
Smooth! Refreshing! Pickle-y! Try the John Fountain Dirty Dilldo Martini tonight!
6 comments:
It really is very, very tasty. And who wouldn't want to order a drink involving a dildo???
geniux.
-jx
It actually sounded fine until we read the whole naming section. You really ought to be much more embarrassed than you are.
I suppose that'd be easy enough since I'm not embarrassed at all...
By the way, I'm begging - BEGGING - folks out there to try this and tell me what you think!
Sure, Leigh and I like it... but chances are you could inject a dead opossum with booze and Leigh and I would eat it.
TRY THE DIRTY DILLDO!
I remember a time when no one could get you to take a drink even at threat of gunpoint. (Not that I tried, just a figure of speech). And, now you're an inventor. Hmmmm. How strangely the world turns! And in a pervy direction no less. John Fountain you Dirty Dildo, you! I dig it!!
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