You're all probably still reading my review of 'Superman Returns' ('cause it's so long? Get it? HUH? GET IT?) but I wanted to take a moment to relay a very important message to the teenagers of the Los Angeles area - specifically the hellhole known as 'The Valley':
IT'S A HUNDRED MILLION DEGREES OUT! TAKE OFF THE SWEATSHIRTS, HOODIES AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TAKE OFF THE @#$%^&*(!!!! STOCKING CAPS YOU 'TARDS! NO, SCRATCH THAT... A 'TARD IS SMART ENOUGH NOT TO DRESS LIKE IT'S WINTER IN THE FRIGGIN' SUMMERTIME!!! YOU'RE TEENAGERS! YOU SWEAT ENOUGH AS IT IS! I KNOW - I WAS THERE! I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ALL TRYING REALLY HARD TO LOOK LIKE GANGSTA RAPPERS, BUT F'R CRYIN' OUT LOUD, GET RID OF THE LAYERS UPON LAYERS OF WHAT IS SURELY HORRID-SMELLING WINTER CLOTHING!!! YOU DON'T LOOK TOUGH, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY DUMB!!! STOP IT! JUST! STOP! IT!
*whew* - thanks. Now get back to reading my review.
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Yo homie, you better chill the fuck out or me and my boyz are gonna bust a cap in your ass! Word.
Hehehehehehehe
What always confused me about 'gangstas' is the baffling desire to dress in such a way that draws attention to their status... why don't they just carry big banners that say 'HEY COPS! WATCH MY EVERY MOVE! I'M ARMED AND I HAVE CRACK!'
If gangstas were smart, they'd dress like businessmen and let all the dopes who wear 'bling' get arrested.
Oh well.
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