WOMEN: DON'T SLEEP WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE!

Look, I promise I'm not going to make a habit of commenting on celebrity gossip nonsense here... and believe me, I have struggled with whether or not I should post this for over a week... but the fact is, it's IN me and I simply HAVE to say something about it.
Kevin Federline (or "K-Fed" or "Fed-Ex" or "The-Most-Disgraceful-Person-In-America") got dumped recently by his airheaded yet slightly less evil wife Britney Spears... since then, he's been proclaiming (via graffitti on his dressing-room doors) that the ladies of the world should "look out" because he's single again and, apparently, plans to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women (this, of course, implies that he hadn't been doing that throughout his entire fourteen-minute marriage to Spears... but we shant speculate on that).
Thus, I am compelled to make a plea to all women out there: Don't give him the satisfaction.
If EVERYONE agrees to this, it will be the worst possible of punishments to someone who is in DIRE need of a metaphorical kick to the balls.
Now, I know that you're going to be tempted... you'll do it as a lark... something you can brag to your friends about and then have a hearty laugh... goodness knows I can't imagine there is any other reason anyone would sleep with him. But this is one of those times where you simply MUST consider the greater good.
If a man approaches you and he LOOKS like Federline but you're not sure, stick to side of caution and just run away. It's best to avoid relationships with guys who walk around in 'wife-beater' shirts anyway (I'd be willing to bet that if those shirts had somehow been nicknamed 'saggy-testicle-lickers' that Federline wouldn't be caught dead in one... kinda gives you an indication of what sort of fellah we're dealing with here, doesn't it? Perhaps we should go back to calling them 'undershirts' hm? But I digress).
Prostitutes: DO NOT TAKE HIS MONEY! I know it will be rough, but everyone needs to stick together on this.
If Kevin Federline ever gets laid again - EVER... for ANY reason - it will mean that we, as a society, are completely without hope.
Similarly, GUYS: DON'T SLEEP WITH PARIS HILTON for, essentially, all the same reasons.
The only thing that gives Federline the edge in the 'evil' race among their ilk is that Hilton - though certainly the embodiment of feminine evil - has not reproduced (yet!) whereas there will soon be four extremely unfortunate kids in this world who must choke back the bile and call K-Fed 'dad'.
The disgrace must end NOW.